Kerdy Dickus story rewrite
It was a fringed winter night and to be exact it was two days before Christmas we were all spending time together, dad cooking delicious traditional holiday food, my younger brother tony and mom were cuddling on the coach and KY, my older sister well I’m not too sure where she was. It’s better that way I don’t get along to well with her. We all had are Christmas wonzzies on that covered us in red from head to toe so we very much looked quite funny looking. We were just all enjoying life it was perfect. Then out of nowhere this odd stranger man walks into my house like he lived here or something .I seemed to be the only confused one out my family not counting tony because he’s only 1 years old and what does he know about with what just happened . My sister and mom started to welcome him, offered to dry his cloths and my dad offered to feed him .I just went with the whole thing pretending I wasn’t confused. He seemed to be drunk because I bet a baby could talk better than this hobo man. He came and sat down beside me making himself at home although he looked at us quite odd and you could see the confusion in his eyes about are lit up space shuttle looking house , are weird but tasty chow and are red traditional Christmas wonzzies we were wearing. He kept asking for his friend maybe thinking he was at this man’s house. I decided to put toney to bed for mom and dad because that might help with getting an extra gift for Christmas .i then decided to tuck myself in because I was tired and I was not all too sure who this complete stranger was that sat beside me in the living room and besides I wasn’t able to ask my mom who he was at the time because I knew I would get a big lecture the next day about how its rude to ask about people well they are visiting or whatever you want to call it . a few weeks later we were at the market at the checkout and on the front cover of my favorite magazine (The National Enquirer) titled TEEN ABDCTED BY MARTINS ! KY ripped it out of my hands and showed mom and started to discuss something about how that was the man that stopped in that late night and who had probley mistaken are home and family for martins me being only 9 I still didn’t quite understand what happened that night and I may never not !
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