lamb to the Slaughter
By Roald Dahl
Mrs. Maloney who’s real name is Mary goes completely crazy because she kills her husband and then she convinces herself that she didn’t do anything. After being told that Mr. Maloney wanted a divorce because he didn’t feel the same about her as he did before. Mary goes absolutely crazy in the head and kills her husband with a chunk of meat. Afterwards she goes up stairs to plan out how she would not get caught with the murder. It came easy because Mr. Maloney was a part of the R.C.M.P. and dealt with all sorts of things like this. So therefore she decided to waddle on upstairs into her room where she sat in front of her mirror fixing her hair, touching up her lips and her face debating on what smile looked most cheerful and what voice sounded most natural when she went to the grocer to fetch some veggies. Mrs. Maloney decided life was good and she was going to carry on with it and act as if It wasn’t her fault her husband was lying on the floor as stiff as stone . When she got home, and acted like it was a big surprise that her husband laid there limp, she phoned the cops and explained how she came home and he was lying there on the floor dead. Of course to trick them she used this hopeless cry that came with every little sob, which went along with fake panicking about her husband being dead due to her anger management skills that she used on him. The following story proves Mrs. Marry Maloney is out of her mind crazy!